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Anonymous asked - "I'm intimidated by what most people would consider the most average of girls. To be honest I sometimes even laugh at myself cause I sound so damn stupid to talk to a girl that intimidates me and I stutter like an idiot."

OMG I am the exact same way I have been lookin for a g/f forever and they all think im just a huge creep it sucks. Dont feel stupid thats crazy i love who your are!

Anonymous asked - "It's actually made me even stop trying. Yeah I've seen girls I like, but I automatically think they are out of my league like little league compared to the majors out of my league. I feel like if she doesn't make the first most I won't even try even then I might think she's talking to me just to humiliate me at some point."

Fuck that. But girls foreal are sluts and bitches. I feel bad idk what to say but she IS out there.

is it natural to be excited to quit your job? or…

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I would be!

(Source: sprotus)

Good handjob tips:

  1. Put your mouth on it.


Straight up! WTF is the point of a hand job? Get that shit IN YOUR MOUTH NOW!

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